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There's A Pooping Epidemic At Live Concerts — And Experts May Have Identified The Cause (www.huffpost.com)

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[–] ag10n@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Three days grace and Korn in the same sentence

“I ain’t never seen anyone shit themselves at a Korn show”

Meanwhile at Korn shows

https://www.nme.com/news/music/korn-concert-goer-ejected-for-public-masturbation-at-new-jersey-concert-3888759

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

His lawyers say he did not carry out the alleged acts and had been the victim of a purposeful drugging incident against his consent and that this had caused his disorientation.

"I swear your honor, I was on someone else's drugs!" is enough to get your case thrown out? Holy shit.