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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Isn't it already in Iranian AND Omani waters? You can't just claim something someone already owns...especially a country you're not at war with (Oman).

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 50 points 6 days ago

As a matter of fact, you can! It's a great way to start wars and annex territories. Not so good for treaty negotiations, though.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can’t just claim something someone already owns…especially a country you’re not at war with (Oman).

Buddy...

Most wars start because someone claimed someone else's territory...

[–] dave@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m not your buddy, pal.

(that’s another way wars start)

[–] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He just did. It's a violation of the UN charter, but that's kinda his schtick.

We just nerd other UN members to grow some balls and start issuing sanctions and embargoes on the US.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

US colonialism has entered the chat