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A Horrific Future Of The Ad-Filled Wasteland (lemmy.umucat.day)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I had a horrible dream a few days back, and I fear it may become a reality in a not to distant future.

I was dreaming that I was out with my friends at a new shopping mall. That night I fell asleep without drinking water (IRL), so eventually, I felt like peeing inside the dream. I told my friends to wait up for me, so that I can visit the men's room. I remember that every thing was shining in the toilet, and I was very impressed by the shopping mall. However, when I looked down, I saw that the toilet bowl had a toilet seat with a screen in the middle, that is, the screen acted like a toilet cover.

When I approached the toilet bowl, a speaker told me "Please tap the Approve button to begin". I tapped the screen, and a couple of adverts started (I don't remember the adverts, but I remember a "Skip" button). My patience and bladder were at its limit as there was multiple ads, and some of them were not skippable for the first 10 seconds. I remember that I felt like dying as I was trying to skip the ads in order for the toilet seat to open. It became so unbearable that I was rudely woken up by my bladder, still intact.

After I peed IRL (no ads thankfully), I came to an uncomfortable realization that this could happen somewhere.

Please billionaires, no pee-blocking advertisement seats.

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[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

You are most likely to remember a dream you had right before you wake up, and you are sure to wake up right after a need-to-pee dream. So, the guys currently working on how to insert ads into your dreams think this one shows real promise as an exploitable dream ad template.