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[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Okay yeah Harry Potter fans need to fucking stop. Just fucking stop. Read a book that isn't fucking shit.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Read literally any fucking book

[–] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Malania Trump's memoir it is.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

With an Atlas Shrugged chaser.

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay maybe have some standards. You know they're gonna go straight for mein Kampf.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Harry Potter fans aren't necessarily readers. Harry Potter succeeded because a media empire was built with it, not because it was a good story that spawned a lot of readers.

[–] remon@ani.social 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The books (especially the first) were one of the biggest best sellers of all time and an international success long before there were movies or any "media empire", saying it didn't spawn a lot readers is just ... dumb.

I'm pretty sure a lot more people have read the books than thre is Harry Potter fans these days, simply because most people eventually grow out of it.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The first few books had zero merchandise because Rowling was against it. I know, talk about a change of heart...

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe someone should teach them to read?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, you know like the parents, and their teachers. J KKK Rowling has done enough damage.