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C; the question has two identical answers, it gets removed from the test based on that error
A crocodile has your toddler. It says it will return your child if you can guess its next move. What do you say?
"Holy fuck a talking crocodile‽"
Oof. Wrong time to get excited, buddy...
"It's your responsibility now you scaly sucker!" and then voom off on my dune buggy. Also in this scenario I have a dune buggy for reasons.
Can I borrow your dune buggy?
Would like to borrow the buggy too.
https://youtu.be/2jv2gSY7QB4
Distract it while someone sedates/shoots/whatevers it...
Even if you guess the move, it doesn't say it'll be alive or intact, so the safest thing to do is not to play.
"NOW YOU DIE, CROCODILE" as my drone army attacks