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Anon institutes the draft (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] B0rax@feddit.org 30 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Kids shouldn’t have rodents as pets.

And I had one as a kid…

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago

Rats are great kid pets. But as any pet should be primarily be taken care off by adults, not the kids themselves

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 5 days ago

How else are they going to learn about cannibalism?

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 points 4 days ago

We caught the mouse on our attic, by luring them into a moveable plastic bath tub. Then we apparently overfed them, so most of them ended up dieing because they got stuck in the toys, which mainly was cardboard rolls from paper towel

[–] Fortatech 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do we want to know?

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Nothing bad happened. But the fact that kids want to cuddle and rodents definitely do not should be enough reason to not give them to kids.