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Yea, imagine what it's like being a dagerido like my pimp made me walk the plank, which is euphemism for a tolerance reduction ontological overload which I am demonstrating in some redundant fashion. This provides the creature a large enough dazzle to razzle tf outta all them bitches who get them stitches. This is Peter Marker Four on dommy down six, I got sticks, and imagine if you didn't know who I was and you came into contact with this virility in the forest before dawn at noon, six on Sunday coming at a theater near you. This week I went and gone and did and so it came back to me and we really ought to get that reduction. Time plasters the mind. Minutes to midnight, wait we've been hear me no I don't mommy go home.
Right, like you'd think that's a buncha hooey if you didn't know who my retarded ass was. Fucking idiots. I love all of you.
Cocaine is an interesting hobby, isn't it?
No just practicing. See,y'know how if you do something, your neurons fire, and thus you entrain them? Yea, I'm working out lateral based thinking skills through free association recollection in a free writing exercise, dummy. Nah just kidding. I'll jib your jab OH SHIT THERE'S A BUG ON ME GET IT OFF
I'm only saying this because I care - there are many decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Bro I'm just jacking off on shoelace powder, like gramma gunna crimp my style in a piledriver inside her infertility from disability as I got pride as wide as a buffalo shit sandwich, ok? Nah, it's cool gramps, we'll get you caught up. You eat crab cake? We got crab cake for days, made with real artificial crab meat. This is just how I am and I choose to be it, and I do it for the youth of the nation, praise God, valahalla, and all of the men and women in law enforcement in Reno, amen.