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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

CEOs get paid a fuck ton of money for doing absolutely fuck all so even if i do the absolute minimum i'm still doing more than those useless cunts.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CEOs don't do fuck all, they perform the important function of making rock stupid decisions that hinder everyone else

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago

And they need to be the fall guy with a golden parachute when the board chooses to do something they know is illegal. Very important.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Legitimately the ones we should be replacing with AI.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CEOs do sooo much! The very important board meeting over champagne, the wine and dine with possible investors, the after party with the lobbyists…. With a sprinkle of micro managing and a dash of tyranny

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is really unfair. They honestly do a lot more than that. Golf, for example.