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Pretty sure wanking doesn't take him all day. Jerking off is not the problem.
It can take a surprisingly long amount of time and a lot of energy ๐
1: is your name a reference to the stormlight archives
2: the person self describes their life as jerking and TV watching, don't think OP is being unfair
1: no, what's that?
2: yeah but still. I mean, don't put us all in the same bucket, I jerk off too. OK maybe not 7 times per day. But even then there's time to do stuff. Watching TV is the real issue there.
Character in those books named Adolin Kholin
If you described yourself as only doing anything all day I would say it's probably unhealthy and not the path to success