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Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Real senator, or wax figurine?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago

LICH MCCONNEL cant be observed if hes both dead or alive, unless you are a necromancer capable of seeing the "veil" between life and death