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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries something new (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago

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[4chan, obviously. greentext] [image of pepe? in suit, holding cigar (9 KB PNG)]
>be me
>virgin anon
>no matches on dating apps
>rejected on sight my whole life
>starting dating asexual woman
>solid 8/10 looks wise
>expect zero sex forever
>she doesn't judge my looks
>actually cares about my interests
>likes my personality unironically
>then she says she still likes sex
>metagame unlocked