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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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me waiting for the launch of Autism in 2013 (lemmy.today)
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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the release of Autism 2.0 and the new and improved gender fluid that improves performance in all situations.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I'm personally waiting for the Gender Plasma. The best of all matter states.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't that supposed to be the Covid vaccine? My partner is still waiting for their firmware update.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You didn't get your vaccine from Microsoft like the rest of us?