This was written by someone who doesn't know all that much about chickens. The only creature that would be worse to let carry the ring would be a maiar. Or a goose.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ikr? My dark lord is a hen

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hail sate hen!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Dammit! Almost made me do a spit take when my morning beverage.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

as someone who grew up on a farm with geese.

fuck geese.

I'll take an ornery goat over a happy goose any day.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cassowary