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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For another goofy ass line from a porno, have a look at this

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh hell yeah, I MUST find that one, that’s amazing!

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Did you find it?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

... what in the goddamn fuck was that.

Tommy Wiseau Directs a Porno?

... ok, bed time for me, goddamnit.