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What if all the bike is covered in it?
What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.
You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.
I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.
Look buddy, I'm not here to feed into your sick-o internet scat bike sexual fantasies. Well, I am, but not for free.