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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Look, I'm not saying you should drive around at night time with your high beams on looking for deer to run over. That would be wrong.

BUT

If you're just out, driving along, minding your own business, and you accidentally hit a deer or maybe you find one that's already been run over, well.... I mean, no sense in letting perfectly good deer poon go to waste, right? Like, if it's still warm and everything, it'd almost be rude NOT to fuck it, know what I mean?"

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yea untill accidently one time your driving on pcp and you hit a pedestrian thinking it's a deer and boom you have not just necrophilia charges but rape charges because he wasn't quite dead when you started.

Checkmate atheists!

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dang, you got me there. Good thing you replied before my nightly pcp cruise, I could have done a sin

I avoid two things while on PCP, orangutans and driving.

You never know when it's actually just a retarded kid.