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Friends claim influencer injected himself with gold to gain “superhuman” powers before his death (townflex.com)

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know why these dudes want to look like they're choking on a shovel.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago

Proof they can take the biggest dicks.

[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 1 points 15 hours ago

Lol what a perfect description