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Turkey’s leader gives revolvers to every NATO leader as parting gift (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 2 days ago by lavenderbreton@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] adarza@piefed.ca 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

i wonder of his lordship, keeper of the full diaper and guardian of the covfefe, will turn his over to gsa and the national archives, since it belongs to the government and not him.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm okay with him keeping this one. The black helicopters will descend on me if I come up with too specific of a scenario so I'll say it's about creating opportunities and leave it at that.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Please please please please

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

It seems like it has a chromey mouthfeel.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I just hope he remembers to carry it into the bunker with him

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If he actually steps down after this term is up instead of trying to stay on for an illegal 3rd term, he'd probably try and take the god damn resolute desk with him.