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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

science doesnt allow chocolate to be grown on trees

Not with that attitude it doesnt. Give us a few hundred years and we'll have them growing it fully formed, with caramel inside.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Cocoa beans are actually roots.