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I never got the talk about Santa. I think my parents just assumed that I was intelligent enough to be able to work it out on my own, which I was. I'm sure at some point I did believe in Santa but I can't remember ever believing, I knew it was just my dad, but I got presents so I didn't care.
Kids can be quite pragmatic.
Fair, our parents kinda pushed us to believe, but we never believed it in the first place.