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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine...

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

what is your suggested reply?

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The best one I can think of right now would be something like "I get to talk to cute girls more often." But almost anything else would be better.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me?