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[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you'll finally have something to talk about at parties.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Oh yes, cancer issues are a party topic favourite.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 3 days ago

you'll finally have something to talk about at parties.

Using a cool robot voice