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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees"

Anon science'd so hard he because a superstitious nutcase (many such cases). This is completely zealot brained.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Oh there's a LOT people (usually from the US) who just replace whater evangelical bs they were socialised on with a New Thing that they run on the same evangelical lines. It's why we have purity politicking everywhere