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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

submitted 2 days ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What can be done to prevent those living in bunkers like this from ever coming back out alive?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am ok if they just never come out even if they don't have to die. Like lets all pretend the world is about to end then we will tell them 100 years later.

[–] matthurtme@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Cement in the air vents and they'll asphyxiate