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Can we stage a fake crisis so they all flee to their bunkers, then we all lock them inside?
This is sort of the premis of the book "the future" by Naomi Alderman
Oh interesting I'll have to give that a look.
Unfortunately for us we have some very real crisis in the pipeline!
We do and we could fix it, if these fuckers just disappeared.
Genius. I’m getting my asteroid ready. Get your telescope lined up.
Can we seal the bunkers with cement?
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We just have to have teams in place to break them up so they don't come back out again.
El refugio atomico