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Man guilty of Nazi salute avoids conviction after judge says he’s already unemployable (townflex.com)

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And then mentioned the second kid on the way to sell the sob story.

That's not a sob story; that's probable cause for a CPS investigation.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

ding ding ding ding

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I feel they really ought to check his computer