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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

submitted 2 days ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 116 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's kind of like their own punishment. They'll laugh as they descend into their bunkers, thinking "no one can get in!" Not knowing that the exits will be boarded up.

At last, one of them will emerge, after having ate the other occupants - children included - and they will be met by a crowd of brown people (global warming caused "white genocide").

The crowd will then drag the surviving billionaire to a down square, where they'll be submerged into a vat of liquid metal, forming a statue with a horrid look on it's face, to be mounted on a block with a placard titled "The Last Billionaire".

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

STOP! I cant get any harder and it aint going down anytime soon

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried flicking it?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

In a manner of speaking

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 33 points 2 days ago

"I'm not locked in with you, you're locked in with me", but they all believe they're the "me"

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Can I vote for you? You seem like leadership.

[–] matthurtme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like the way your mind works friend

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They think no one can get in, we think none of them will ever get out.

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

Can we just fake a catastrophe now to get them to all go in?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah. These bunkers all have air holes and we have a lot of concrete :)

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Expanding spray foam insulation is much easier and more effective than concrete for this...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Por que no los dos? Layer of spray foam, top it off with a foot or so of concrete.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Now that's thinking with your brain!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fresh fish is also an option