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real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented (lemmy.today)
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[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid

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