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You can enjoy a cupcake or small cake to celebrate if you want to abstain from alcohol. You can even ask for something written on your cake, but what should it say?
He is fucking dead. I am celebrating with tap water and baked skinless chicken. Fuck him.
And those bastards delayed news of his demise so his democratic opponent cannot mount a last minute campaign, or so I heard. Fuck them.
Burn in hell, Moscow Mitch!
I think they are keeping his corpse on life support even though he is legally dead so that, not a Democrat, but Thomas Massie can't get elected to take his seat.