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Trump drops unintentionally risque ‘threesome’ quip about himself, his sons and nation’s top military honor (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur ... they're the only father and son pair to receive our nation's highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 29 points 1 week ago

It's even funnier because "neither of whom have served in the military, like him." 💥👏👏👏

[–] Aatube@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

As the audience gasped, he quickly pivoted to suggesting giving just one of his two sons

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wait. That's what he said? Hahahaha, how dumb do you have to be...