So, I was driving once and glanced out my window at this unicyclist then BAM! I hit a car. Dude gets out, his nose is red and swollen, so I must have hit him hard enough for him to slam his face into the steering wheel. He puts his hands on his hips and starts yelling into the car.

Another guy climbs out, his hair is wild so he must have had a bad scare too. He walks back, kicks the bumper, and it falls off. Now they're both staring hard at me. One of them says something and the doors open again. This time like seven dudes come climbing out and they're armed with bottles and bats.

I was pretty scared until the cops showed up and arrested me for driving through the circus.