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[–] GMac@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So.. 250 people charged in connection with epstein files?

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Or 250 preemptive pardons for himself and all his cabinet members.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Possibly. Or it'll be 250 people that will pay the Drumpf family the most money for the pardon.
Or both.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf auctioning off 250 pardons would bring in a lot of money for him

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 22 hours ago

Gotta keep the grifting going.

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 10 points 1 day ago

250 Pardons for himself.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe. More likely just more bribes.