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[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol you could do 250 of thousands of different things that would all be objectively better than pardoning 250 convicted criminals.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

It'd be pretty easy to hand out 250 pardons to reasonable, reformed or innocent people.

Of course he won't. He'll pardon anyone who pays him.