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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay but a properly fried shrimp is peak with the shell on. Good snappy crunch to it, they help hold the flavor in, wonderful. And for tails I usually don't even care how they're cooked I just go ahead and eat the tails shell in saves a lot of hassle and they're pretty good

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also a good source of [compound that lubricates your joints].

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Mmmm bone lube

[–] Tommelot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Olive oil

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on the shrimp.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Smaller ones are good. Bigger ones have tougher shells, no bueno.