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In the eastern versions the son is named Hardee
Out here, he's called Sonic. In the Midwest, they have a dog, named Arby, but he doesn't bark much on account of him being horse.
Long John Silvers.
That's the guy who captains their private yacht.
Word to the wise, fellow poors everywhere: don't eat them, fertilize with them. Solve hunger and poverty worldwide, instead. 🤘🏼🤗
Which would be fine if they sold the $5 Guacamole Bacon Burger (back when it was good), but they didn't. What the hell, Carl Karcher!? People in the east half of the US like guac too!