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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[โ€“] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Big shiny burn eyes. Rock make shiny sparkle. Hurt bird protect big shiny.

[โ€“] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Cracking them would increase their sparkle...