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135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwave (lemmy.today)
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Seared in the microwave" is the wildest cooking phrase I've ever heard. May as well have said "bake in the freezer". It's pure gibberish and attempting it is going to end in undesirable results.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Deep fried in water vibes

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

One of my ex's managed to burn water. I don't think she could fry things with it though. I banned her from the kitchen after that.