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So you're saying petting a cat while on opium will get me double high? Fuck yeah!
Can confirm, patting a cat while high as fuck on opium will make the high better, maybe not double, but definitely fully enhance the situation, just like being on MDMA or cocain and hanging out with a dog does the same.
Meth is made better with a bird, specifically one that loves screaming back at you.
Acid is made better by fish in a fish tank or pond.
This explains a lot about the employees at my local pet store.
Meth seems to also be better when you walk erratically along the side of a busy road while holding your arms out and wiggling them.
Now, imagine you have a cool dog with you on your methventure.