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cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/38184290
[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another
[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?
[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore
Oh no, I was very serious about my post. If you want to have a Bible discussion, I find that entertaining, I've read and studied it quite a bit before I realized there's no reason to think any of it ever happened.
Still, the knowledge I picked up about the collection of loosely connected stories didn't just go away, so we can talk.
And obey them, at least as long as you're a child. Rather like slaves should obey their masters. They use the same word, so it's kinda hard to argue those are both "listen to and respect". Though, granted, that was Pau saying that, not Jesus.
Leaving aside how that's both not a sacrifice AND not a requirement to fix things when you're also an all powerful god, Jesus missed a LOT of requirements to be the Messiah, so can't really do that. I know the prophets are skipped over a lot, but if you don't put the different parts next to each other, you can't actually learn anything.
But the most important part of the bible, wholly apart from any inconsistencies, is that there's really no reason to think any of it is true. That took me a LONG time to figure out, which is what I studied it so much. Turns out the answer is really simple.