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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

When someone asks me my age and I feel like being a smartass, I tell them I'm "younger than my tongue, older than teeth". Sometimes I sub "asshole" for "tongue" depending on my mood