"Facebook Consumer Privacy User Profile Litigation Settlement Administrator has sent you $5.09 USD"
Yes I may have been on Facebook at one time, and yes they profited massively off of privacy abuse that oppressive dictators are literally jealous of, but after filling out numerous forms and responding to porrly written sketchy emails, and several years of litigation, look whose buying drink tonight baby!!!
All you privacy suckers here bitchin, and I'm just sittin here gettin paid.
No, I've seriously got it made. Yahoo! also just paid me another $8.12 a few days ago. Now I can almost buy a burrito!