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How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what's normal (thesouthfirst.com)

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It was either completely odorless, or before it was done, I was nose blind to it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that sounds like a post-colonoscopy fart

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who knows, maybe that was the night I was abducted by aliens?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

i've never met any aliens who were into that shit, but like most of the ones i know don't even abduct people let alone probe them.