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Like releasing his taxes? Like a universal healthcare plan? Like the Epstein Files?

Face it, Trump has planted the US face-to-ass into another forever war.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 90 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Everything is two weeks away with this guy. Does he understand how time works?

[–] protist@retrofed.com 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He does, he knows most people will have forgotten what he said two weeks prior

[–] mech@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago

That's cause he forgets everything within 2 weeks, and he has a very good brain, maybe one of the best, everyone is saying so.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

This, and not ironically.

It is a slippery thing, this two weeks — not a measurement of time so much as a placeholder. Two weeks for Mr. Trump can mean something, or nothing at all. It is both a yes and a no. It is delaying while at the same time scheduling. It is not an objective unit of time, it is a subjective unit of time. It is completely divorced from any sense of chronology. It simply means later. But later can also mean never. Sometimes.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody wants to get fired so they keep telling him just two more weeks, and he’s too senile to feel the passage of time or form memories.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"but you said three weeks, sir"

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

You said it yesterday.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I read that in an italian mafia way, "Donnie Two Weeks, everything is two weeks away with this guy!"

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

He does, sort of. It's his base that are all proverbial goldfish.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Donald Trump thinks of time in terms of Taco Tuesdays.

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, and he plans to do something extra crazy in the next two weeks to (hopefully) make you talk about something else.

Incoming headline: “Donald Trump plans to blow up moon, says it ruins night sky”

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Anything is due in two weeks, won't happen.