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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

  1. Be cool to each other.
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Oh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration! (lemmy.today)
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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz -4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Men get visible boners, women don't.

Unless you have a thermal camera, there's no way to know what she's reading (if it's on an e-reader at least)

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Men get visible boners

In pretty rare cases (huge dick or no underwear + very thin fabric of pants)

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL I have a huge dick. Or maybe my denim jeans aren't as thick as I thought they were?

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe your boner isn't so visible

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I wish that were so...