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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Be family

Need Slaves

No money

Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing

Get slaves

I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.

Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you’re talking about the US, you are incredibly misinformed. Selling slaves for money was an insanely lucrative business. It’s not called “The Transatlantic Slave Here You Can Just Have Some”

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bruh... this is a shitposting sub

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Dawg my whole ass comment was just for that last line tbh I was tired as shit but still giggled writing it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

RamenJunkie used Schrodinger's Asshole!

It wasn't very effective...

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You do have to feed, keep them healthy, clothe and shelter them along with you and your family - plus they did cost money to buy, they don't spontaneously appear. You'd need a modicum of wealth to afford and keep one. Not much, but some.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 days ago

slaves were a one time purchase, workers were subscriptions

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 3 days ago

A lot of people in this thread are the must be fun at parties types. Some are also afflicted with whoosh syndrome and somehow they try to make it everybody else’s problem.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you actually shitposting if you don't get downvoted?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social -2 points 4 days ago

Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.