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I'm going to go with the original brick joke.
Did you hear about the pilot who tried to fly with a brick balanced on top of his plane?
It fell off.How do you get an ostrich into a fridge?
Open the door, put the ostrich in, close the door.How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, take out the ostrich, put the elephant in, close the door.It's the birthday of Lion, the king of the animals. Every animal has turned up to celebrate except one.
It's Elephant. He's stuck in the fridge.Did you hear about the little girl who miraculously managed to wade several miles through alligator-infrsted swamps without getting eaten?
The alligator was at the birthday party.But she died anyway.
Killed by a falling brick.what a ride
Found the pilot