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There was an elderly couple going to get their checkups done. The wife went first. Everything was normal and the doctor says, "Well, everything looks great. Is there anything youd like me to bring uo with your husband? I know older men can be a bit headstrong about their health."
"Nothing too serious," she says; "but since you asked, it's just that he is always picking his nose and whenever we make love, he refuses to let me be on top. We've been married for 20 years and it's a hard line for him."
"Hmm, that is interesting. I'll be sure to mention it to him," replies the doctor.
So the husband goes next and everything seems to be in order. The doctor says, "your check up seems to be great, but I wanted to ask you about some concerns your wife had. Shes says you pick your nose a lot and wont let her be on top when you make love. I just want to make sure there aren't underlying concerns that you aren't mentioning."
The husband, looking rather flustered, says in a serious tone, "When I came to this country, my father told me two things. Keep your nose clean and dont fuck up!"
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