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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe it's one of those extremely unsubtle tests with questions like "True/false: You feel a nearly irresistible compulsion to gouge someone's eyes out when you don't like how they're looking at you."

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's most likely the one you're given each time you go for a physical (or at least, we are where I live) - it's more like:

In the past week, how often have you...

  • Worried about the future
  • Felt that you can't do anything right
  • Had trouble focusing on common tasks
  • Felt hopeless or depressed

etc, with options like "Never", "Rarely", "Most days", "Almost all of the time"

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

worrying about the future should be taken off the test

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd be more concerned if someone isn't worried about the future, to be honest.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Worry about what you have control over, prepare for the rest.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

Subject is very optimistic about the future and not worried at all... Investigating for cognitive disability or psychosis, possibly drug induced

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Or my favorite for low-income jobs for quite a while now they have had questionnaires with all sorts of questions like I often think about murdering my coworkers, all the time, some of the time, almost never, and never. Sometimes I think about murdering my boss, never, almost never, most of the time, and all the time. I did murder my boss and so forth.

It's so just obvious and everything it makes you wonder what insurance douchebag came up with that and forced these grocery stores and the like to use that for lower rates which is how it happens.