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President Trump Claims New Drug Can Bring People Back From the Dead (globemagazine.com)

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President Donald Trump made a striking claim during a recent White House press event, telling those gathered that an unnamed new drug has the ability to bring patients back from death’s door.

“We know the drug works,” Trump, 79, said during the press conference at the White House on Monday, May 11, per a clip shared on X. “We’ve taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites — gone, the kids are crying and everything — and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works.”

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

yeah you know what with the way things have been going at this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the Umbrella Corporation actually existed an the T-Virus was a real thing. I'm just waiting for them to announce a couple dudes named Spencer and Wesker being named to some position in the administration.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Finally an interesting timeline. Anyone wanna go strategically scatter health packs and ammunition with me?

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I can scatter green herbs but I'll be smoking them while doing so.