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[–] Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because the people in charge of managing llms are shit. They were all birthed from a dirty asshole.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So did you. And I. The big question is what made us change while they didn’t?

[–] Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait. You're saying that you were born from a dirty asshole and so was I? Does that mean we're siblings?

[–] elvith@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, I mean we humans are deuterostomes - meaning at one point in our embryonic phase we were nothing but literal assholes. Then we developed from there (hopefully)

[–] Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh that's way more intelligent and scientifically grounded than what I was going for... So I assume this means I cannot mark you as down as "Ass-Kin"